i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
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theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
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It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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