I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
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I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
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I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
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