drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
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She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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