There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
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You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
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yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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