there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
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That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
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Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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