is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
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Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
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I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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