4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
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So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
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I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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