Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
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Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
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The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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