lets start a swedish sibling band together
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
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Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
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You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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