I hope mine doesn't look like that
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
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UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
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At a point I was just cumming dust last night
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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