what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
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he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
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I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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