oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
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Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
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I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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