singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
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You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
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I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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