I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
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i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
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Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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