I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
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and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
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Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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