the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
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I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
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Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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