Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
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i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
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How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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