then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
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You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
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Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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