i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
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We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
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these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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