"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
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Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
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You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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