porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
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He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
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Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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