yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
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No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
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There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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