I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
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Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
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you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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