I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
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Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
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I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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