I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
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His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
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Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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