ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
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We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
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Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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