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The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
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easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
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I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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