Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
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Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
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I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
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