I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
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