do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
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he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
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BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I want to fling myself into the sun
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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