Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
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Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
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The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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