Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
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thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
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Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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