They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
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This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
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You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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