Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
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I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
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You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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