so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
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not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
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I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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