god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
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He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
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You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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