what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
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oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
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I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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