MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
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Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
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Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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