The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
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You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
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Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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