Don't you send me to vm
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
smell my finger.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
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the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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