did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
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Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
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I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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