I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
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In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
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If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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