You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
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She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
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Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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