I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
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i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
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I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
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