I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
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We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
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I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
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