Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
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They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
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Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
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