i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
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I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
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whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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