Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
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drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
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You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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