Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
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I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
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Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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