There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
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Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
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It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
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